Some "Bikram Gupta" sent me a girl's dress... Addressed to my name, It landed at my parents' house in Trivandrum and they had to pay 798/-. I didn't order it, nobody knows who did... ! What is it, is it a gift? Not for me, obviously, I'm a guy. But Yoyo, she just ... :) well, 798 ... + 1 + 1 --> hmmm. It's a black dress, my parents won't send me a photo? Like, my mom said it's wiser to burn it, saying that today it's a dress tomorrow someone will send heroin and they'll be in jail, I said relax, this ain't the USSR (although it is actually bad, in fact Kerala is still technically communist, even slightly Leninist it might appear). But I said "no" quite a bit, I guess they won't go paranoid, and keep it safely until I can give it to Yoyo. My parents paid for it thinking it's a keyboard or something ordered by me, but were weirded out or something? So saying that some terrorists might have sent it, I said, to say
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